When your crush turns out to be gay
Chainsaw the hell outta your calender
Yes. Yes it is.
I DO NOT FEED ON RAINBOWS
I FEED ON THE TORTURED BODIES AND SECRETIONS
OF A ONCE LIVING, BREATHING, SENTIENT BEING
MY STOMACH IS A GRAVEYARD
I AM THE BLOODMOUTH
I WILL SMOTHER YOUR MOTHER
IN THE FLUIDS OF HER UNBORN CHILD
I AM THE BLOOD MOUTH
NO LIVING BEING CAN QUENCH MY BLOODTHIRST
I SWALLOW MY ENEMIES WHOLE
ESPECIALLY IF THEY’RE KENTUCKY FRIED
the best part is: WE EVOLVED TO BE THIS WAY. WE ARE KING SPECIES, RULER AND SHEPHERD OF THE OTHERS. YOUR DEATHS AND YOUR SALVATION REST IN OUR PALMS. Too bad we’re more opted to (senesless) death, though.
Or you know, you could eat BOTH.
Jesus fucking christ these idiots need to get through their thick fucking heads that we don’t just eat pure meat, we eat OTHER THINGS TOO.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Now pass the ‘taters, please.
Alphabeta Crossing, hehe
the only card i will ever send
"Happy Valentine’s Day Dashie!"
"P-Pinkie! Don’t give me this in public!"
"Oh come on~! I made this super-duper lovey-dovey cupcake especially for you! <3 "
Definitely meant to finish this on valentines day but I’ve been sick. ugh. Finally got around to it though.
3000 Follower poll is still going btw