If I was your lover, I'd take back the underwear you stole~
aaah nice try. but are you serious with the “lover” thing?
Send a ✿ if you would ship your character with mine.
haha i know i’ll either get none or 1 from razor or smartamaster
Reblog if you want your followers to leave horrifically bad pickup lines in your askbox, anon or not
the-enochian-starchild-earendil:
Ahh what the hell…go ahead
I like bad pickup lines
extra points if they are nerdy ones
